

- “Well, think of it, to be married to the man who is always the first in line to be hanged!”
- “A second flood, a simple famine, plagues of locusts everywhere, or a cataclysmic earthquake, I’d accept with some despair. But no, You sent us Congress! Good God, Sir, was that fair?”
- “I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress!”
- “A whole week! The entire earth was created in a week!”
- “A rebellion is always legal in the first person, such as “our rebellion.” It is only in the third person - “their rebellion” - that it becomes illegal.“
- "She is your wife, isn’t she?”
- “Must you start banging? How is a man to sleep?”
- “Must you start speaking? How is a man to stay awake?”
- “Not everybody’s from Boston.”
- “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a great man before?”
- “Most men with nothing would rather protect the possibility of becoming rich than face the reality of being poor.”
- “Treason is a charge invented by winners as an excuse for hanging the losers.”
- “Will you be a patriot? Or a lover?”
- “Is anybody there?… Does anybody care?… Does anybody see… what I see?”
- “There are only two creatures of value on the face of this earth - those with a commitment and those who require the commitment of others.”
- “At my age there’s little doubt that the pen is mightier than the sword.”
- “Incredible, we’re free and he hasn’t even left yet!”
- “Good God, consider yourselves fortunate that you have me to abuse, for no sane man would tolerate it!”
- “Dear Sir, you are without any doubt, a rogue, a rascal, a villain, a thief, a scoundrel, and a mean, dirty, stinking, sniveling, sneaking, pimping, pocket-picking, thrice double-damned no-good son of a bitch.”
- “Good God, what a bastardly bunch we are.”
- “I have such a desire to knock heads together!”
- “It’s the latest thing from Europe. It’s called music.”
- “Why have you joined this… incendiary little man, this radical? This demagogue, this madman?”
- “Well, in all my years I ain’t never heard, seen nor smelled an issue that was so dangerous it couldn’t be talked about.”
- “They speak very fast and very loud, and nobody listens to anybody else, with the result that nothing ever gets done.”
- “This is a revolution, dammit! We’re going to have to offend somebody!"
here’s a list of dialogue prompts that you can request from bc i love making these and they totally help with writer’s block!! so feel free to send in a number and a muse :-) **i’ll probably continue to add on to this as time goes on btw
- ❝i think about it every day and every night.❞
- ❝i.. i can’t stay..❞
- ❝what did you just call me?❞
- ❝i couldn’t care less. i’m with you right now, that’s all that matters.❞
- ❝please, don’t go. don’t leave me.❞
- ❝you still love her, huh?❞
- ❝frankly, my dear, i don’t give a damn❞
- ❝i’m not ready for them to find out about us.❞
- ❝it was always you.❞
- ❝you’re a coward.❞
- ❝it certainly took them long enough.❞
- ❝you’re the best part of me.❞
- ❝stay the night. please.❞
- ❝well, well. my night just got better.❞
- ❝my life would be so boring if you weren’t in it.❞
- ❝i didn’t think love existed until i met you.❞
- ❝when were you going to tell me?❞
- ❝[name], you look tired. come to bed.❞
- ❝i want to marry you.❞
- ❝you’ll be fine, i promise.❞
- ❝please get up.❞
- ❝you know i’m/we’re here for you, right?❞
- ❝don’t look at me like that.❞
- ❝your lips are so soft. i could kiss them all day.❞
- ❝i can’t fall in love with you. i don’t want all the pain that comes with that.❞
- ❝it’s nice that your voice was the first thing i heard today.❞
- ❝aww, you’re blushing like a rose!❞
- ❝you don’t need to leave so soon.❞
- ❝i can’t believe i got the first date, let slone the first year!❞
- ❝i don’t think i can do this without you.❞
- ❝i tried to move on but nobody is you.❞
- ❝you know, [name], i’m glad we’re here together.❞
- ❝hello, i’m [name], and i’m completely available.❞
- ❝i never wanted any of this to happen to you.❞
- ❝whatever it takes, isn’t that what you said?❞
- ❝i’d give up so much to have another chance.❞
- ❝you think i wanted all this?!❞
- ❝i made mistakes.. and i can’t keep pretending they didn’t happen.❞
- ❝you made mistakes.. and you can’t keep pretending they didn’t happen.❞ [for a angstier fic]
- ❝this is what life’s about.❞
- ❝i’m just saying.. please believe in something.❞
- ❝you’re going to be fine.❞
- ❝it’s easier to be by myself.❞
- ❝i made i promise and now it seems that i won’t be able to keep it.❞
- ❝they don’t hate you.❞
- ❝i’m an open book.❞
- ❝i’m not going to stop leaving marks until I’m sure that every knows you’re mine.❞
- ❝look! the is so beautiful tonight!❞
- ❝if you shut up people might actually think you’re smart.❞
- ❝you have something in your hair.. um–do you want me to get it out?❞
- ❝look, I know we don’t know each other that well, but i’m still worried about you. no one deserves to be alone.❞
- ❝you could’ve died, you know?❞
- ❝can i offer you a drink?❞
- ❝coming here was your idea.❞
- ❝chin up. there’s always next time.❞
- ❝’Fine’? Are you mad?❞
- ❝there are rules. even for one such as you.❞
- ❝there is a thin line between a martyr and a fool.❞
- ❝oh, c’mon! i came all this way.❞
- ❝shame. i kind of liked you.❞
- ❝i still believe there is a good person in you.❞
- ❝you’re kidding right? Right?❞
- ❝i knew this day would come.. sooner or later.❞
- ❝i’ll be fine, i promise.❞
- ❝i just want to hold you.❞
- ❝you know we belong together. i knew it the first time i saw you, and you know it, too. i know you do.❞
- ❝could i sit here? all the other tables are full.❞
- ❝i came here to explain and i’m not leaving until you listening.❞
- ❝stay alive for me, please.❞
- ❝i promise.❞
- ❝you’re the best part of me.❞
- ❝are you really taking their side against mine?❞
- ❝i had to see you again.❞
- ❝help me understand.❞
- ❝look, i don’t have much time, but i wanted to tell you that i love you.❞
- ❝no one needs to know.❞
- ❝you people are insufferable.❞
- ❝yes, s/he is.. s/he’s perfect.❞
- ❝i don’t believe i’ve introduced myself properly. how rude of me!❞
- ❝may i ask for a name to put to a lovely face?❞
- ❝just hold me.❞
- ❝i’m with you, okay? always.❞
- ❝s/he started it!❞
- ❝i didn’t realize i needed your permission.❞
- ❝everyone i’ve loved has either died or left me and i’ll be damned if you name is added to that list.❞
- ❝how could you let this happen?!❞
- ❝i’ll be fine love.❞
- ❝stop worrying so much! i’m grown i can take care of myself!❞
- ❝if i didn’t know any better, i’d say you’re trying to seduce me.❞
- ❝i wish i never even met her/him!❞
- ❝you thought you had a choice?❞
- ❝i don’t have a choice, [name].❞
- ❝you’ll do amazing, just like always.❞
- ❝you’re ridiculously comfortable..❞
- ❝a little cuddling won’t kill you, i promise.❞
- ❝i always sleep better when you’re here with me.❞
- ❝it isn’t up for debate.❞
- ❝you’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this.❞
- ❝i can’t do this anymore.. not with you..❞
- ❝i’ve had a rough day and honestly all i want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with.❞
Especially if it’s something you’re too shy or afraid to ask off-anon.
(Admin note: If you reblog this from someone, try to send them something, even if it’s just a basic question. The mun will really appreciate it.)
john mulaney: kid gorgeous → sentence starters
slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes.
feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!
- ❝ Let’s change the subject! ❞
- ❝ This is a weird conversation and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.❞
- ❝ Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world. ❞
- ❝ Ah, none of us really know their fathers. ❞
- ❝ I was sitting over on the bench. ❞
- ❝ You saw what happened and did nothing! ❞
- ❝ Sometimes, he was gay. ❞
- ❝ When he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work. ❞
- ❝ I never talked to my dad about that but I figured I’d tell you. ❞
- ❝ Freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man. ❞
- ❝ I’ve been sober now two weeks. Well, weekdays, not weekends. ❞
- ❝ What was so funny? I wanna know. ❞
- ❝ None of that matters but it’s important to me that you know that. ❞
- ❝ Phonebooks don’t leave bruises. ❞
- ❝ Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money! ❞
- ❝ I thought I’d be dead in a trunk by now. ❞
- ❝ You spent it already?! ❞
- ❝ Where’s the money? ❞
- ❝ I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall. ❞
- ❝ Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? ❞
- ❝ That’s illegal! They tricked me! ❞
- ❝ I paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t!❞
- ❝ If it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep-shirt. ❞
- ❝ Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ❞
- ❝ Jokes don’t do well in court. ❞
- ❝ I’m in the phase right before Old. ❞
- ❝ I am damp all the time. ❞
- ❝ I am gross. ❞
- ❝ UGHHHHH – you know, life. ❞
- ❝ I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room. ❞
- ❝ I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. ❞
- ❝ Let’s just not see each other for eight months and it doesn’t matter at all. ❞
- ❝ I was raised to be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. ❞
- ❝ A lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world. ❞
- ❝ Not everyone thinks the same things are nice. ❞
- ❝ Famous people are weird as shit. ❞
- ❝ Your suspicions are correct. ❞
- ❝ I say ‘knock-knock’ out loud.❞
- ❝ The world is run by robots and we spend most of our time telling them we’re not a robot. ❞
- ❝ Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you don’t want to walk into the ocean.❞
- ❝ It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. ❞
- ❝ I try to stay optimistic even though things seem to be getting a little sticky. ❞
- ❝ I don’t remember that in Hamilton. ❞
- ❝ I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. ❞
- ❝ What do you think they’re celebrating? ❞
- ❝ I wasn’t raised catholic and I’m fucking glad I wasn’t because it’s a fucked up organization. ❞
- ❝ That should be the slogan of the catholic church: It’s an hour! ❞
- ❝ God can’t hear you. ❞
- ❝ First of all, get out of here with your facts. Just ‘cause you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. ❞
- ❝ A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened. ❞
- ❝ These meaningless politeness rules! ❞
- ❝ I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. ❞
- ❝ My wife is a bitch and I like her so much. ❞
- ❝ I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change. ❞
- ❝ I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff. ❞
- ❝ Brush your teeth! Now boom, orange juice! That’s life. ❞
- ❝ College is a $120,000 hooker and you’re the idiot who fell in love with her.❞
- ❝ STREET SMARTS! ❞
- ❝ He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin. ❞
“hey kids.”
“hey kid, you want some football?”
“me and my friend were back at the woods, just… hitting shit with sticks, i guess, i don’t know, whatever kids do.”
“somehow we were so engrossed in our nothing we were doing that we failed to notice the giant plumes of smoke.”
“if a member of the vape nation happened to see these clouds, he’d probably go into diabetic shock.”
“maybe the football was just a propane tank he painted brown.”
“could have been a pyromancer for all i know.”
“as two young, hip delinquents, it was not in our best interest to be standing in the near vicinity of a forest fire.”
“so we skedaddled.”
“sometimes they just do things. nowhere near full-blown arson, mind you, more along the lines of screaming ‘fuck’ at the teacher and then walking out in the middle of class.”
“if somebody wants to play catch with you, you let them, or else they might unleash the fucking inferno.”
“i’m gonna teach you how to turn that dank lankin’ into skank bankin’!”
“i’m most talkin’ out my ass here.”
“a man should be running on pure willpower alone.”
“don’t go with just butter, though. it might turn you into a racist.”
“just don’t drink crude oil, you will die! or turn into a billionare, but i wouldn’t risk it.”
“i will punt you over my house.”
“that’s why they look like jizz.”
“it’s ‘cause i’ll pop a cap in your ass.”
“i will punt you into the stratosphere.”
“cute right? WRONG.”
“turns out you’re gazing into the eyes of a cold blooded psychopath.”
“if that isn’t some silence of the lams shit i don’t know what is.”
“a hop, skip, and a jump later, and suddenly you’ve got kindergartners impaled on stop signs.”
“remember to lock your windows, or else you might wake up with a spike up your anus and bird shit smeared on the walls.”
“he looks like jamie hyneman‘s gay cousin.”
“oh dear, i am somehow even more bald.”
“if you gave that kind of cash to stephen hawking, he would probably turn into skynet.”
“[character] hired a dwarf. just to… y’know, do dwarf things i guess.”
“this half rotted rice is good and all, but… i can still smell things.”
“yeah, and i’m not having nearly as much diarrhea as i would like to be.”
“fuck you, you cheeseburger slut!”
“i’ll nuke your bitch ass!”
“they’d probably just put you on a raft and gently push you out to sea.”
“[character] is the type to do a half-assed job during the day and spend every night doing jägerbombs and blasting kendrick lamar.”
“piss him off, he takes a swing at you, just push him over. you’re good.”
“[character] is pimpin’ in that regard as well.”
“i just wanted to make sure he got all the pee out.”
“you shouldn’t touch other people’s junk.”
“i’ve found that those things that are hardest to mount are often times the most rewarding.”
“this tricycle’s a whore. it has a poor relationship with its father, and it does not deserve your respect.”
“remember my woman metaphor? that’s back on.”
“eventually you’ll be like that stupid ass frog meme that everybody hates.”
“he’s got fucking dragons!”
“so the boys get to poking and the thing starts freaking out, just screaming and crying, even gesturing to the audience like it was begging for mercy.”
“i came here for a nice family-friendly disemboweling or two.”
“the only catch is that something has to die at the end.”
“wait, does that mean he likes the n word?”
“apparently the presence of a goat has some kind of therapeutic effect.”
“cut to a group of hooligans, looking for something to do besides bootlegging and getting polio.”
“some would argue that stealing horse tranquilizer can be equally rewarding in its own way.”
“and then he ran screaming into the woods.”
“remember to report them to hr for promoting african wife beating.”
“it’ll certainly make you want to die, at least.”
“it can also be used to make straw men, which are good for holding back society.”
“i don’t really know what it looks like, all i know is it makes girls never talk to me again.”
“when my gaze falls upon a small child across the room at olive garden gently sipping chocolate milk through a crazy straw, all i see is a misguided youth wasting his life.”
“fuck you, god is dead.”
- “Just relax~”
- “Don’t hold back - I want to hear you.”
- “We can leave the lights off if it’d help you relax more…”
- “P-Please… ?”
- “Stop teasing…”
- “You’re doing well…”
- “If you change your mind, just tell me when to stop.”
- “Is this too much?”
- “Is it okay if I touch you there?”
- “I’m sorry, I can’t do this.”
- “I’m nervous.”
- “I’m your personal canvas~”
- “Don’t make me beg.”
- “Should I pull out?”
- “How’s that feel?”
- “Is this alright?”
- “Put these on.”
- “Has anyone ever gone down on you?”
- “Have you… done this? Before?”
- “No. Keep the curtains open.”
- “Do you prefer top or bottom?”
- “Shh, someone’s gonna hear…”
- “Let me see your face.”
- “I’m really sensitive…”
- “C’mon, tighter. A baby could get out of these.”
- “N-Not there… !”
- “I want you to look at me when you cum.”
- “Ah, ah, not yet. You aren’t allowed.”
- “Yes, Master…”
- “How does it taste?”
- “Y’know, I’m really good with my tongue…”
- “When… did you buy those?”
- “What… in the hell are you wearing?”
- “That tickles!”
If you snuck into my room I would:
[ ] Go back to sleep [ ] Kick you out
[ ] Cuddle with you [ ] Be like “How in the world?”
[ ] Let you sleep on the floor [ ] Become angryIf you kissed me (or hugged) I would:
[ ] Kiss or hug you back [ ] Smile and laugh
[ ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable [ ] Push you away
[ ] Be shocked [ ] Strike youIf you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:
[ ] No [ ] Yes [ ] Most certainly not. [ ] Without hesitation.
You are:
[ ] Cute [ ] Adorable [ ] Attractive [ ] Beautiful
[ ] Okay [ ] Ugly [ ] Am not going to grace this with an answerYou are to me a:
[ ] Stranger [ ] Acquaintance [ ] Ally
[ ] Friend [ ] Love [ ] Rival
[ ] EnemyI find you to be:
[ ] Pathetic [ ] Off no consequence [ ] Intriguing
[ ] Frightening [ ] Unsettling [ ] Annoying
[ ] Infuriating [ ] Pleasant company [ ] Comforting
[ ] Unable to be lived without [ ] Trustworthy
If you want it based on a specific verse don’t forget to mention it
|VAMPIRE|
“Now, leaving you here would be a waste of a meal.”
“You humans are so uncivilized in combat.”
“You wretch, I’m going to drain you dry!”
“I can feel how fast your pulse is, how hard your little heart is beating…are you afraid?”
“That was pathetic, even for a human. You couldn’t hurt me if you tried.”
“You do look pretty when you cry, that’s why I like hurting you.”
“Hush, just relax and it won’t hurt.”
“That’s it, bare your throat to me.”
“Blood stains your flesh so prettily.”
“You smell too enticing for me to pass you by, I’m afraid.”
|VICTIM|
“No—no, stay away from me!”
“Please, let me go, I won’t tell anyone I saw you!”
“You damned vampire, I’ll stake you if it’s the last thing I do!”
“Oh…oh my god, you’re one of them!”
“I don’t want any trouble, I just want to go home! Let me go!”
“Stop, you’re hurting me!”
“I’m…getting dizzy. If you don’t stop soon…”
“How long are you going to keep me locked away?”
“I’ve been tracking you for a while…I won’t lose to a monster like you!”
“Don’t bite me! You can’t, please!”
she loves me → sentence starters
slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes.
feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!
- ❝ How are you this beautiful day? Isn’t this a beautiful morning? ❞
- ❝ I have no more energy whatsoever. ❞
- ❝ Well, then marry me, and I’ll quit my job. ❞
- ❝ Do you know you’ve never looked more exquisite? ❞
- ❝ Champagne might be nice with hot hors d'oeuvres! ❞
- ❝ What have I forgotten? I know there was something else . ❞
- ❝ I’m a terrible dancer. ❞
- ❝ No more candy, my dear. ❞
- ❝ I do hope you’ve forgiven me about our little misunderstanding last night. ❞
- ❝ I just can’t bear it when we quarrel. Can you, darling? Truthfully? ❞
- ❝ By the way, have you read “War and Peace?” ❞
- ❝ Ah, congratulations. You’re on time today. ❞
- ❝ You see, when two people like each other very much… ❞
- ❝ They like each other VERY much? Well, don’t you think we should tell them? ❞
- ❝ I’ll be warmly waiting for our date. ❞
- ❝ It’s early in the morning and our date is not till eight o'clock tonight. And yet already I can see what a nightmare this whole day will be. ❞
- ❝ I haven’t slept a wink. ❞
- ❝ I feel a combination of depression and elation. ❞
- ❝ Three more minutes, two more seconds, ten more hours to go! ❞
- ❝ She may not be very smitten and my hopes, perhaps may all collapse.❞
- ❝ I know I’ll drop the silverware but will I spill the water or the wine? ❞
- ❝ More and more I’m breathing less and less! ❞
- ❝ I might propose tonight. ❞
- ❝ You belong to a Lonely Hearts Club? ❞
- ❝ I’ve never done that sort of thing before. ❞
- ❝ You haven’t even asked for a photograph?! ❞
- ❝ I don’t know his name or what he looks like. ❞
- ❝ He’s gentle and kind and soft-spoken. ❞
- ❝ Good luck with your books! ❞
- ❝ I am speaking of sex, dear. ❞
- ❝ Where’s my pride? Swallowed long ago. ❞
- ❝ I’m a coward with a wife and children to support. ❞
- ❝ Do not lose your job! ❞
- ❝ I never wished you harm–ever! You’ve got to believe that. ❞
- ❝ I sincerely hope you marry a very nice man and have many children. ❞
- ❝ Do keep in touch. ❞
- ❝ Will he like me when we meet? ❞
- ❝ There’s more to me than I may always show. ❞
- ❝ There’s a world of love waiting to warm you. ❞
- ❝ It’s insanity for me to worry so I’ll try not to. ❞
- ❝ How I envy you each evening when work is through, for I have only me to be with while you have you. ❞
- ❝ I resolve not to be so stupid. ❞
- ❝ Will you keep Monday night open for me, darling? ❞
- ❝ I resolve to not play these games.❞
- ❝ I resolve not to be so trusting. ❞
- ❝ Whatever I’ve got up here, it’s up here rusting. ❞
- ❝ My feminine intuition is a joke. ❞
- ❝ Come what may, I will not be this girl one more day . ❞
- ❝ My usual brush with love is far from painless. ❞
- ❝ I wanna know why I never meet their mothers. ❞
- ❝ I must stop thinking with my skin. ❞
- ❝ We try to preserve a romantic atmosphere. ❞
- ❝ What more noble calling is there than ours? ❞
- ❝ At the count of five, I’ll scream! ❞
- ❝ Don’t forget I’ve had some wine and nothing to eat since noon. ❞
- ❝ You are easily the most insensitive man/woman/person alive. ❞
- ❝ Are you trying to ruin me, lady? ❞
- ❝ How dare you speak to a lady that way? ❞
- ❝ No wonder I feel so depressed. ❞
- ❝ I make believe nothing is wrong. ❞
- ❝ It looks like your friend didn’t get here. ❞
- ❝ Why break someone in when I’m already broken? ❞
- ❝ It’s very appealing to us men. ❞
- ❝ Where’s my other shoe? Help me find my other shoe! Don’t just stand there like that, where’s my shoe? ❞
- ❝ Come help me pick a sweater. ❞
- ❝ You’re sick and you ought to lie down! ❞
- ❝ Where’d you put my shoe? That’s a sneaky thing to do! You don’t want me to go do you? ❞
- ❝ Is it very cold? Yes, you told me it was cold. Tell me what kind of dress should I wear? ❞
- ❝ Hahaha see? There is nothing wrong with me! I am going, you can’t stop me! ❞
- ❝ Stop it now! Please drop me! Put me down! ❞
- ❝ I am so sorry about last night. It was a nightmare in every way. ❞
- ❝ Ice cream. He/she/they/you brought me ice cream! ❞
- ❝ He was so friendly. That isn’t like him. ❞
- ❝ I never guessing that you were fat…ooh! ❞
- ❝ Last night I was so nasty! ❞
- ❝ Right before my eyes a man that I despise has turned into a man I like! ❞
- ❝ I didn’t like her, I couldn’t stand her. ❞
- ❝ She loves me! ❞
- ❝ I love it – Knowing that she loves me. ❞
- ❝ She loves me! True, she doesn’t show it. How could she when she doesn’t know it. ❞
- ❝ Yesterday she loathed me, now today she likes me. ❞
- ❝ My teeth ache from the urge to touch her/him/them/you. ❞
- ❝ It won’t be long now before my love discovers that she and I are lovers! ❞
- ❝ I love her. ❞
- ❝ I’m trembling. What the hell does that mean? ❞
- ❝ I didn’t know what to do or where to go. ❞
- ❝ I don’t mean to intrude, but I was just wondering, are you need of some help? ❞
- ❝ Suddenly I can see the magic of books! ❞
- ❝ I have to admit in the back of my mind I was praying he wouldn’t get fresh. ❞
- ❝ He read to me all night long. ❞
- ❝ It’s hard to believe how truly domestic and happily hopeful I feel. ❞
- ❝ Unlike someone else, someone I dimly recall, I know he’ll only have eyes for me. ❞
- ❝ You’ve been kind, loyal, and so generous. ❞
- ❝ You mustn’t waste a precious moment over me. ❞
- ❝ Just remember when you’re lonely or sad, there’s a hollow in my pillow for you. ❞
- ❝ It’s been grand knowing you. ❞
- ❝ They can go to hell. ❞
- ❝ I was thinking, maybe a cup of coffee on the way? ❞
- ❝ I am the person who always waits until it’s much too late. ❞
- ❝ How will we ever do our Christmas shopping? ❞
- ❝ It’s really true then. ❞
- ❝ I couldn’t wait another day. ❞
it's my brother's blood in my dirty lungs, in my crooked mouth, on my swollen tongue, on my father's gun, on each stranger's face, across the bluebird sky, on every hand i shake, night after night. with each chuckled prayer such sweet relief, my fists full of hair with each desperate drive for elusive peace, with every endless night, with each wasted week. all that dialogue doublin' back on me, all that tangled talk, all my growling need. it's my brother's back, it's my father's arms, it's every twisted fact in my sorry heart... i spit and scream what's done is done. go make your peace with everyone. they don't need to know about my brother's blood.
if women were religiously recognized sexually, we wouldn't have to feel the need to show our ass, it's to feel free. been there, done that, got the t-shirt, sold my soul, and yeah the truth hurts. tired image of a star acting naughtier than we really are. if history could set you free from who you were supposed to be, if sex in our society didn't tell a girl who she should be, 'cause all my life i've tried to fight what history has given me.
look at the stars, look how they shine for you and everything you do. yeah, they were all yellow... so then i took my turn, oh, what a thing to have done, and it was all yellow. your skin, oh yeah, your skin and bones, turn into something beautiful. do you know, you know i love you so? you know i love you so. i swam across, i jumped across for you, oh, what a thing to do, 'cause you were all yellow.
i've seen the world, done it all, had my cake now. diamonds, brilliant, in bel-air now. hot summer nights, mid july, when you and i were forever wild. the crazy days, city lights, the way you'd play with me like a child... will you still love me when i'm no longer young and beautiful? will you still love me when i've got nothing but my aching soul?
when i go for a drive i like to pull off to the side of the road, turn out the lights, get out, and look up at the sky. and i do this to remind me that I'm really really tiny in the grand scheme of things, and sometimes this terrifies me. but it's only really scary cause it makes me feel serene in a way i never thought i'd be because i've never been so grounded and so humbled and so one with everything. i am grounded, i am humbled, i am one with everything. rock and roll is fun but if you ever hear someone say “you are huge! look at the moon, look at the stars, look at the sun, look at the ocean and the desert and the mountains and the sky” say “i am just a speck of dust inside a giant's eye.”
i'm feeling devious, you're looking glamorous. let's get mischievous and polyamorous! wine and women and wonderful vices : welcome to the cult of dionysus. we could take a holiday in the month of may, run free and play in fields of flowers, pass the hours, making love is how we'll pray, or start a secret society for the wild and free, our ideology is "you can do what you want, too much is never enough."
i'm sorry, mother, i'm sorry i let you down. well these days i'm fine, no these days i tend to lie... i'm sorry, brother, i'm sorry i let you down. well these days you're fine, no these days you tend to lie... i'm sorry, lover, i'm sorry i bring you down. well these days i try, and these days i tend to lie... your time will come if you wait for it, if you wait for it. it's hard, believe me, i've tried, but I keep coming up short.
sycophants on velvet sofas, lavish mansions, vintage wine. i am so much more than royal, snatch your chain and mace your eyes. if it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine. heroes always get remembered but you know legends never die and if you don't know now you know. i'm taking back the crown! i'm all dressed up and naked. i see what's mine and take it. finders keepers, losers weepers!
your baby blues, so full of wonder. your curly cues, your contagious smile. and as i watch you start to grow up all i can do is hold you tight knowing clouds will raise up, storms will race in, but you will be safe in my arms. rains will pour down, waves will crash all around, but you will be safe in my arms. story books full of fairy tales, of kings and queens, and the bluest skies. my heart is torn just in knowing you'll someday see the truth from lies.
what's the use of wond'ring if he's good or if he's bad or if you like the way he wears his hat? what's the use of wondering if he's good or if he's bad? he's your fella and you love him. that's all there is to that... something made him the way that he is, whether he's false or true, and something gave him the things that are his. one of those things is you! so when he wants your kisses you'll give them to the lad, and anywhere he leads you you will walk, and anytime he needs you you'll go running there like mad... you're his girl, and he's your fella, and all the rest is talk.
there are those who think we're wicked. there are those who call us names : depraved, lost, and sick, and want to bathe us in shame. but we put the sin in sincere, we put the do in the doubt. god is perfectly clear, we are perfectly out. love us as we are. see us and we're holy in this shall we shall ever be wholly ourselves. your love will take us far, praise us and we'll show you from heaven to the glory holes, glorious and free. i believe in the ritual of lipstick, the sanctity of my electric guitar, but it's cool if you're not that catholic. you can be wherever you are.
down by the river by the boats, where everybody goes to be alone, where you won't see any rising sun. down to the river we will run. when by the water we drink to the dregs, look at the stones on the riverbed. i can tell from your eyes you've never been by the riverside. down by the water the riverbed somebody calls you, somebody says “swim with the current and float away” down by the river every day. oh my god, i see how everything is torn in the river deep and i don't know why i go the way down by the riverside.
i saw a ghost on the stairs and sheets on the tables and chairs. the silverware swam with the sharks in the sink, even so i don't know what to think. i've been longing for daisies to push through the floor, and i wish that plant life would grow all around me so i won't feel dead anymore. i saw a bear in the den, eeading my textbooks again, bats flowed like traffic as they poured from the attic, heaven knows i could really use a friend... tonight i'm busting out of this old haunted house 'cause i'm sick of waiting for all the spider webs to grow all around me, 'cause i don't feel dead anymore, and i'm not afraid anymore!
the mirror's image, it tells me it's home time. but i'm not finished 'cause you're not by my side. and as i arrived i thought i saw you leaving carrying your shoes ; decided that once again i was just dreaming of bumping into you… somewhere darker, talking the same shite. i need a partner. well are you out tonight? it's harder and harder to get you to listen, more i get through the gear. incapable of making alright decisions and having bad ideas.
am i just a night of lust and lost temptation? is someone like me his destiny? he'll never know. i gotta find a way to show my expectations. he ends it where it begins but i won't let go. i know you don't love me, but still i burn for you. i know you don't love me, this flame won't die, it's true. my soul bared completely don't seem enough for you. i know you don't love me, but the message can't get through. any man can see that I'm worth the talkin'. love can be bittersweet when the girl hears "no". opportunity knocks but your doors don't open, but i feel a fire inside that's about to blow.
when i was only 15, i packed by bags and said goodbye to mom and dad. i was afraid and alone, living without a home, got rid of all i had. they say the best things are free but i can't get what i need without some CURRENCY and money doesn't grow on trees. you can't just plant a seed, you gotta work it out. gimme some of that cold cash! i want to stuff it in my couch. come on bring me those big stacks! i need them bricks to build my house. give me all of that, all of that 'til the atm runs out! if money can't buy happiness then why is it so fabulous?
black and blues, and yellows too, will fade the same as embers do. we’ll wake up tomorrow and feel new. the story that we won't share, we’re all gonna hide it well away somewhere. a warning for family, the kind a person gives about an enemy. now, well known, let’s never sleep alone. i'm sorry for crying, don't feel bad, you didn't do that. i’m sorry we’re crying.
back of the room, looking at you, counting the steps between us : a hundred and five little blades in a line from your skin to mine and i feel it. eyes on the ground, but i can't look up now. don't wanna give it away, my secret. in another life, my teeth and tongue would speak aloud what until now i've only sung, ‘cause i would die to make you mine. bleed me dry each and every time. i don't mind, no i don't mind it, i would come back a thousand times. you can make me wait forever, push me away and tell me never. i don't mind, no i don't mind it. i would come back a thousand times.
i got lots of jealous lovers that all wish they had me back, got a pistol for a mouth, my own mama gave me that. making my own road out of gravel and some wine, and if i have to fall then it won't be in your line. everybody's doing it so why the hell should i? everybody's doing it so why the hell should i? i'm a bad woman to keep, make me mad, i'm not here to please, paint me in a corner but my color comes back. once you go black, you never go back. i'm a black sheep.
polly wants a cracker. i think I should get off her first. i think she wants some water to put out the blow torch… polly wants a cracker, maybe she would like more food. she asked me to untie her. a chase would be nice for a few. polly said… polly says her back hurts. She's just as bored as me. she caught me off my guard - amazes me, the will of instinct. isn't me, have a seed. let me clip your dirty wings, let me take a ride, cut yourself. want some help, please myself. got some rope, you have been told. promise you, i have been true. let me take a ride, cut yourself. want some help, please myself.
when i see you i can't find the words to speak, my cheeks go as red as two big cherries. i try to look beautiful for you, stuffing my dress up with tissues, hoping you'll notice but it's obvious and i get so embarrassed. i'm so smitten with you and everyone knows it. when you're not around i clutch my chest and say i'll look you in the eyes and not be so god damn shy... i can't find the words to speak.
i feel i've been riding in a fast car, burning dirty gas won't get you that far. i feel I’ve been riding up the wrong path, but i'm gonna make sure i get the last laugh. is there any possibility you'll quit gossiping about me to hide your insecurities? all you say is blah, blah. girls, they never befriend me ‘cause i fall asleep when they speak of all the calories they eat. all they say is na, na, na, na, na!
i need a whole personality, something inordinately sweet. order anything you’d like. nothing’s changing my mind. i don’t care how unhealthy it is ‘cause there isn’t anything i’d rather be. call me obsequious, i guess i’m a bit dramatic, sometimes my appetite is eerily erratic. give me your dire expectations, and i’ll consume perfection - you are what you eat, after all.
my name is richard henry lee; virginia is my home. and may my horses turn to glue if i can't deliver unto you a resolution on independency! for i am ffv, the first family in the sovereign colony of virginia! yes, the ffv, the oldest family in the oldest colony in america! and may the british burn my land if i can't deliver to your hand a resolution on independency! you see it's here-a-lee, there-a-lee, everywhere-a-lee-a-lee!
maybe i hang around here a little more than i should, we both know i got somewhere else to go, but i got something to tell you that i never thought i would, but i believe you really ought to know... i love you, i honestly love you. you don't have to answer, i see it in your eyes. maybe it was better left unsaid. this is pure and simple and you should realize that it's coming from my heart and not my head... if we both were born in another place and time, this moment might be ending in a kiss, but there you are with yours, and here i am with mine, so i guess we'll just be leaving it at this : i love you.
it's from japan. it’s a gray, oblong pill, quantum nano-technology CPU. the quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. it tells you what to do… it's preprogrammed. it's amazing! speaks to you directly. you behave as it's appraising, helps you act correctly. helps you to be cool, it helps you rule!
getting sober for a day, got me feeling too low. they tryna make me slow down, tryna tell me how to live. i'm about to lose control. well they can watch me fuck it up all in one night, i'm in my city in the summer, camo'd out, leather booted, kissing bitches in the club. they wanna threesome, then some, spend whatever come in, fuck an income. me and my niggas, we ain't never going broke, and you have to do it all just to know where it gets you, living dreams we can never afford.
you are my bad boy, my little pile of joy. when i saw you i knew you were the one. the way you looked at me when it only just begun. i wish i would've known then what i know now. it wouldn't last too long but it never does, does it? ‘cause i'm too young to be in love, i'm too young to be in love, so please oh please don't break my heart. i wanna go, i wanna go back to the start. i wanna cry, i wanna cry on your shoulder. i wanna be, i wanna be your toy soldier. i should've listened to my mom.
we are lies like the summertime, like the spring we are such fools, like fall we are the prophets, like winter we are cruel. i don't know what's wrong with us. they just made us this way. there's a hole in you and me that pulls us together and i don't know where we belong. i think we grew under a bad sun. i know we're not like everyone. you and me we grew under a bad sun.